What is it with Texas high school cheerleaders? First their raunchy routines with the grinding and the crotch grabbing and the dirty naughtiness results in a legislative ban on suggestive cheerleading. Now a bunch of cheerleaders drop their pom-poms, hike up their skirts, and take a dump on a pizza and deliver it to a rival squad. Anyone else suddenly feel like moving to Texas? The image of a cheerleader pooping on a pizza is going to keep me in stitches all day. Gimme a "P"! Gimme an "O"! Gimme an "O"! What's that spell? Fucking rad is what that spells! Do you realize what this means? Girls poop too! I knew it.
[Link courtesy of Lindsayism]
Elvis Costello just got one hundred times cooler. A full two pages on Liverpool's unprecedented victory in the European Cup final... and how he tried to postpone a show in order to watch the match.
Yet another cheesy American couple gets engaged on the Eiffel Tower. Apparently they'll be honeymooning at Niagara Falls. They're registered at Bed, Bath & Beyond.
As if Neil LaBute remaking The Wicker Man wasn't bad enough, now there's a remake of The Hills Have Eyes in the works. At least they were respectable films to begin with. The new hottness is remakes of total shit. I am currently working on an updated version of the 80s classic D.A.R.Y.L. I figure I can sell it to Disney for half a mil. Then I'll start on my big Alf script.
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